RUNAWAY BRIDE ETIQUETTE Time Magazine posts "the 13 questions Emily Post never thought of answering" about runaway bride etiquette. Funny, but silly. Among them:

7. Any tips on honeymoon destinations? Some words of caution for anyone planning an escape to Las Vegas: don't believe them when they say, "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas." Cable news stations are poised to report anything you do there, and also in Albuquerque, N.M.